Sunday, 2 March 2014

Album Review: Pharrell Celebrates Womankind in 'G I R L'

With Get Lucky, Blurred Lines and newest single Happy owning the number one spot, it really does seem that everything Pharrell Williams touches turns to gold. It is unsurprising that his second solo album since In My Mind back in 2006 has been so highly anticipated.



What was more staggering is Williams' attempt to re-place himself, leaving behind the lusty perversions of Blurred Lines to write an album filled with celebratory tracks about women. G I R L commences elegantly,consumed with stringed instruments before switching to synth with a pinch of  '70s groove in Marilyn Monroe.

Keeping it smooth and suave in Brand New, Pharrell joins forces with Justin Timberlake to create a toe-tappingly soulful and Jackson 5-esque tune that keeps you smiling.Funk begins to take over throughout the sultry songs Hunger and Gush. The ever-addictive Happy nestles itself in the middle of the album before Miley Cyrus makes a fleeting appearance in Come Get It Bae and French dance duo Daft Punk combine orchestral elements with smooth synthesizer snippets in Gust of Wind, a song that glorifies the feeling of falling in love.




Lost Queen diverts the listeners' journey through G I R L as it adopts remote African qualities with strong harmonious backing vocals and prominent drums. Williams challenges female stereotypes as he sings "I don't have a problem with multi-tasking, taking care of you is my number one passion". Half way through, the song fades to the faint and calming sound of crashing waves before the tempo is slowed and an R'n'B tone is adopted.



The album reaches it's peak in Know Who You Are, a track which combines reggae tones with soulful funk as Alicia Keys provides the perfect accompaniment. Finishing the album with It Girl's subtly sexy lyrics, Williams' softly sings "you my inspiration" as he sets the bar for an understated feminism that has been desperately needed in chart music of late.

I give the album: 



Friday, 31 January 2014

One Direction Grab a Kebab and Hit on Old Ladies in New Music Video Midnight Memories

Cementing their fun-loving image, boy band One Direction are seen frolicking in the streets of London in their new music video Midnight Memories

After a whirlwind year of touring, the group are on a short break while preparing for their gargantuan stadium world tour, Where We Are. Taking some time off they managed to show the world they aren't tired yet. 

Beginning the video at a seemingly dull house party, the group leave to make their own rave. 
Wolverine is that you? 

Singing "now im at the age when I know what I need" they enter a kebab shop where Niall the Neanderthal  grabs some of that doner with his teeth, Harry gets down and dirty serving the customers and Liam consumes too much chilli sauce. 



After Harry and Louis get familiar with the local OAPs, the gang grab themselves some motorised scooters. Don't ruin your quiffs lads. 



After stealing a police boat (naughty) they storm the Thames lip syncing their little hearts out.


and my personal favourite.. 


not so hot now is he ladies?



If we learn anything from this video it's that 1D pride themselves in a party that contains re-constituted meat, fire extinguishers and motorised scooters. 









Shakira and Rihanna Wall Twerk in Disappointing Music Video Can't Remember to Forget You


It seems creative music videos are in short supply recently as Shakira's latest oxymoronic single Can't Remember to Forget You featured little more than wall twerking and girl on girl action with sultry singer Rihanna. 

Shakira gets wet and wild. How imaginative


Oh how I wish the days of dancing in lacy lingerie were over as Shakira flings herself from side to side on a bed awkwardly situated on a staircase. For the Columbian singer, her Whenever, Wherever days contained some seriously impressive dance moves with hip action us mere mortals could only dream of. Why has she subjected herself to jutting her derrière into a fancy wall? 


YAWN 


The song itself is strong, it combines heavy reggae influences with a pop rock chorus, but what it gains with the music it severely lacks in the music video. 

The only clever element to the video is it's use of cigars as phallic symbols. I despair. 


RiRi in her element

We welcome Rihanna... special skill: Wall twerking. Hump that wall Rihanna, don't worry about how silly you look, it's all in the name of pop.  




The lez-fest contines as RiRi and Shakira frolic on a stripy bed. I feel like we are intruding on an intimate moment here.. *rolls eyes*




Can Shakira even play guitar? She isn't doing a good job of convincing me here, perhaps she took tips from Niall Horan who loves to wander around stage jamming with a Fender that isn't plugged in. 





Fancy wasting three minutes of your life? Watch the video here. 


Thursday, 23 January 2014

Disclosure Release F For You with Mary J Blige

For dance duo Disclosure, their electronic skills have taken the world by storm and after a trip to the US to perform a collaboration with Mary J Blige in New York, they have released the official single. 




'F For You' was launched on Vevo earlier today and sees brothers Guy and Howard Lawrence producing while the soulful Blige gives the song a '90s edge. Using their signature sketch graphics, the video has a quirky edge and undeniable charm that will no doubt shoot them to the top of the charts. Watch the video below. 



Disclosure have seemingly gone down the hip hop route as they have been working with rapper Bishop Nehru, releasing 'You Stressin' on Soundcloud this week. They have also been said to be making music with producer and rapper Q-Tip, however it isn't clear whether these new songs will be for a new album or not. 



Tuesday, 21 January 2014

Miley Cyrus Dons Nipple Pasties and False Teeth for MTV Unplugged Promo

Just when you thought teeny bopper Miley Cyrus had all but calmed her bizarre ways, she Instagrammed a promotional poster for her MTV Unplugged show which will air at the end of the month.



Resembling a buck-toothed burlesque cowgirl, Cyrus wore a sickly yellow satin necktie with black rodeo hat. Adding a touch of trash she completed the look with black sequinned gloves and silver star nipple pasties- it wouldn't be Miley if it wasn't controversial.

The show that will air on January 29th is said to include a number of more stripped down, acoustic numbers with special guests. MTV Unplugged is renowned for displaying the hottest artists in intimate sessions and has featured the likes of Paul McCartney, KISS, Alicia Keys and Jay-Z.


Cyrus posed with her pooch and her false teeth last week (Instagram)



The show is ahead of her Bangerz tour which will kick off on Valentine's Day in Vancouver, with Cyrus recently revealing that her shows will revolve around animals. No doubt a number of costumes resembling members of the animal kingdom will be subjected to gyrating and twerking *rolls eyes*

What next?

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

NME Award Nominations: Arctic Monkeys and Haim Dominate while One Direction and The Wanted Battle it out for Worst Band

After the massive success of AM, Arctic Monkeys are strong contenders to sweep up to eight of those cheeky middle finger gongs at this year's NME Awards as the nominations were released today. Hot on their tails are girl band Haim who are up for six awards. 




Following her successful comeback, Lily Allen along with Lorde are the ladies up against the likes of David Bowie, Jake Bugg and Paul Mc Cartney for the coveted Best Solo Artist title. Electro dance duo Disclosure have been short listed for Best British Band but are up against Arctic Monkeys, Two Door Cinema Club and Foals to name a few. 





The two prizes for Hero and Villain of the year are always interesting, as Miley Cyrus' twerking antics, Harry Styles' love life and Robin Thicke's general creepiness will be tough contenders for the latter. Pussy Riot's place as potential heroes of the year come after their imprisonment in Russia, they are competing against Russell Brand for his general involvement in politics and Alex Turner's general aura of cool. 


Worst Band have a dire shortlist of One Direction, The Wanted, Imagine Dragons and Muse among them, I'm not sure if I can pick one that is worse than the other. 


The NME Awards will take place on 26th February at the O2 Academy in Brixton and public voting for the winners began today on the website. 


Vote for your favourites now






Full List of nominees: 


Best British band
Arctic Monkeys
Biffy Clyro
Disclosure
Foals
Palma Violets
Two Door Cinema Club


Best international band
Arcade Fire
Haim
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Phoenix
Queens Of The Stone Age
Vampire Weekend

Best solo artist
Lily Allen
David Bowie
Jake Bugg
Lorde
Sir Paul McCartney
Kanye West

Best new band
Courtney Barnett
Chvrches
Drenge
Jagwar Ma
Swim Deep
Wolf Alice

Best live band
Arctic Monkeys
Biffy Clyro
Haim
Palma Violets
Queens Of The Stone Age
Savages

Best album
Arctic Monkeys - AM
Drenge - Drenge
Peace - In Love
Queens Of The Stone Age - ...Like Clockwork
Savages - Silence Yourself
Kanye West - Yeezus

Best track
Lily Allen - Hard Out Here
Arcade Fire - Reflektor
Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know?
Daft Punk - Get Lucky
Disclosure ft AlunaGeorge - White Noise
Primal Scream - 2013

Worst band
30 Seconds To Mars
The 1975
Imagine Dragons
Muse
One Direction
The Wanted

Hero of the year
Russell Brand
David Bowie
Este Haim
Pussy Riot
Lou Reed
Alex Turner

Villain of the year
Russell Brand
David Cameron
Miley Cyrus
Vladimir Putin
Harry Styles
Robin Thicke

              Wednesday, 8 January 2014

              Exclusive Interview with Bipolar Sunshine

              Amidst the biting chill of the winter air lies a perfect and comforting reminiscence of summer in the form of Bipolar Sunshine's new EP. Formerly known as Adio Marchant, the Manchester-based vocalist oozes raw talent and has a lot to offer. 
              After a number of years as 1/4 of the Ska-influenced band Kid British , he went solo last year, releasing his first EP 'Aesthetics' back in June. A jam-packed summer saw him playing Latitude and Loveboxfestivals, as well as working with and touring alongside Bastille, Rudimental, The White Lies and The Courteeners. With your first listen, his tracks exude a smooth and rich tone, his haunting lyrics are sway-worthy and his live performances are encapsulating. After seeing him at the iTunes festival back in September, his potential shone and his set left me wanting more.

              Marchant has a promising future as his increasing fan base gush over his music on Twitter- his new EP 'Drowning Butterflies' coaxes us in with it's Electronic soul, as we fall in love with his caring nature in 'Love More, Worry Less'. The EP ups tempo with the hauntingly addictive 'Drowning Butterflies', its luscious beat makes it incredibly difficult not to press repeat. His third track in the collection hypnotises the listener as he talks about being charmed by a lady who is clearly 'Trouble'.

              Touring with acclaimed British Band Rudimental in February and with his own UK headline tour kicking off at the end of March,I managed to ask Bipolar Sunshine a few questions about his sound, his dream collaboration and what he has planned for the rest of the year.



              1. I love your name, what was the thought process behind it?
              "Cheers thanks! I wanted to create something that allowed me to write in any style I wanted without feeling that I had to stick to any particular genre, that was the main reason behind it. "

              2. Growing up, what genres of music or artists influenced you?
              "My mum played a lot of early lovers rock reggae records and The Carpenters so that was my first influence music-wise, then growing up I went from acid house to garage to indie and hip hop."

              3. Your Aesthetics EP was based around nature, what inspired your Drowning Butterflies tracks? 
              "Still be awake after a wild night out and in the midst of that coming down feeling..."

              4. If you could describe your sound in 3 words,what would they be ? 
              "Post-modern, distinctive, vibrant."

              5. If you could duet with any other artist, alive or dead, who would it be? 
              "Michael Jackson... don't really know how the duet would work, I would be happy to play the triangle in the session ha!"
              6. When you aren't making music, what can we find you doing? 
              "Reading, somebody got me the new Morrissey book and of course watching Man City play football."

              7. I love your fashion sense too, who are your favourite labels at the moment? 
              "Sandro... Agi and Sam, Dries Van Noten."

              8. What is next for you after your tour with Rudimental? 
              "I'm going to be doing my own tour which should be ace, also going to play a few shows in America for SXSW… it's festival season after that which I hope to play lots of shows and just enjoy the ride..."



              Saturday, 4 January 2014

              The Indie Bands I Want to Re-Emerge in 2014

              We all have bands we grew up with who broke our hearts by splitting or fading into the dark abyss that surrounds mainstream music. But what if they decided to re-surface? Here's my pick of the bands I am desperate to see make it big again in 2014.


              The Kooks
              From my first listen of Naive, I fell in love with Brighton-based band The Kooks. Their first album Inside In/Inside Out shot them to fame back in 2006, a collection of songs crammed with Britpop character.




              The mainstream world welcomed them as they were signed by Virgin records and went quadruple platinum. Following from this success they released Konk two years later which debuted at number one however began to slightly struggle with a third album,Junk of the Heart. With Luke Pritchards raw vocals and messy mop of hair, he is sorely missed- despite the fact that the group are still touring, no new material has surfaced... until now!




              After a lot of teasing, The Kooks have created a mysterious hastag #Kooks4 which I am praying is promotion for a fresh new album. Fingers crossed!


              The Enemy

              Back in 2006, Coventry created what I believe to be one of the best indie rock bands around- The Enemy. Just as it deserved, We'll Live and Die In These Towns reached number one in the album charts and the cheeky chaps created three smashing albums full of alternative indie rock beats and memorable lyrics.




               Most notable for their singles Away From Here, Had Enough and Gimme the Sign, the group haven't produced any new material since 2012, but have appeared at small festivals. Fans can get excited this year as the band revealed on their social media accounts that they are working on Enemy IV, I'm hoping for another Britpop take over soon as I've missed these boys a lot. 




              The Ordinary Boys 

              What do you get when you combine Madness and The Kinks? The Ordinary Boys, fronted by the gorgeous Samuel Preston.


              2005 brought promise as the band released Boys Will Be Boys and followed this up with the massive Nine2Five and Lonely at the Top a year later. The group unfortunately announced their split in 2008, however re-formed in 2011 to play a number of gigs at small venues.


              Exciting times occurred this December when Preston announced the band were back, with the possibility of touring and recording new material this year.. eep!


              Bloc Party

              Post-punk met pulsing dance with Bloc Party as the British band achieved critical acclaim for debut album Silent Alarm in 2005, which included singles Helicopter and Banquet.



              After a further two albums and several tours around the US and Europe, the band announced in 2009 that they no longer had a recording contract. Hinting that they were going to take their time creating new material, the group then slipped into hiatus, picking up separate projects. Despite Kele releasing a DJ mixtape in October under the Bloc Party name, no future material has surfaced from the band.


              The Filthy Youth

              If the words "I'm Chuck Bass" mean anything to you, then The Filthy Youth will too. A small band under lead singer now famous actor Ed Westwick, indie rock oozes from the group's dirty guitar riffs and their cheeky British buzz is undeniable.



              Fans of The Clash and The Libertines will love the husky, alternative lyrics of Come Flash All Your Ladies and Boy Don't Smoke however the songs were simply demos as although the group seemed promising in 2007, they lapsed into inactivity by 2010 when Westwick evidently abandoned music for his part in American TV series Gossip Girl.




              Thursday, 26 December 2013

              Miley Cyrus Poses Half Naked in New Video 'Adore You'

              As 2013 comes to a close, it seems shock value celebrity Miley Cyrus wanted to squeeze in one more attention-seeking act to end arguably her most successful year. After much anticipation and  surprisingly serene cover art for new single Adore You, the star released her half-naked video to accompany the song today on VEVO.


              Licking the sheets is all in a days work


              Sheet-biting in nude underwear, Cyrus juxtaposes her beautifully melodic and emotional single by licking her fingers, tousling with herself on a bed and attempting seductive looks.



              God knows what she is thinking here. 


              Her extremely greasy hair is appeased with a cloudy looking bath she gets into wearing a thin, netted black top as yet again, she enjoys touching her body parts. In a Justin Timberlake-esque moment, it begins to rain while the Wrecking Ball sits half-meditating in the bath, scraping back her bleached bob.



              Is she naked? Isnt she naked? DO WE CARE???


              Perhaps they had a small budget (unlikely) or they wanted a focus on the song (very unlikely) but this one is a contender for the most boring music video of 2013 (very likely).




              For Cyrus, her music as stand -alone is incredibly good, just as Wrecking Ball proved itself to be lyrically impressive. Her half-tacky, excessive behaviour in her official music videos has definitely detracted from her singing ability however.




              Her album art is a stark contrast to the video, visually inviting it shows Cyrus holding up flowers similar to the ones she received on her birthday. Adore You seems to be a massive contradiction- the only one Cyrus seems to adore is herself.



              Watch the Video here: 




              Monday, 23 December 2013

              My Top Ten Albums of 2013


              1. Yeezus -- Kanye West
              Kanye West is one man that proves if you have confidence (or arrogance in his case) you can get anywhere. Yeezy released Yeezus smack bang in the middle of the year and it didn't disappoint. Controversial, unsympathetic but stupidly intelligent, his tracks cover political issues with razor-sharp callousness that make you gasp from beginning to end.

              Trampling all over Jay Z's Magna Carta Holy Grail, he asserts his power in I Am a God, yet mocks himself with the lyric "hurry up with my damn croissants". West spits his rap in New Slaves as he condemns consumerism, beautifully contradicting himself. An album full of angry rap that isn't acceptable to be repeated aloud, there is something charming about the collection of songs that keeps me going back for more.




              2. AM-- Arctic Monkeys
              It took me weeks to decide whether I wanted AM or Yeezus to be my number one album of 2013. After four incredibly successful albums that all owned a variety of sounds, AM's indie rock sounds burst into the charts in mid September where it shot to number one. It's addictive psychedelic rock elements combined with Turner's charming and seductive vocals all incorporate to the success of AM.


              In October the band hinted that they are planning an AM part two, much to the excitement of fans. If it's anything like this one, I think we can all get incredibly excited.

              Listen to AM here:




              3. Home-- Rudimental
              I've always had a soft spot for drum and bass, but newcomers Rudimental are so much more. Releasing their debut album Home in February and with giant singles like Waiting All Night and Feel The Love, the sound to this collection of songs packs a punch.



              Pulsing energy oozes from every track,from Right Here's infectious steel drums to Hide's chilled garage influences,Home was the soundtrack to my summer.


              4. Fall Out Boy-- Save Rock and Roll
              Back in 2001, Patrick Stump and band mates Pete Wenz, Joe Trohman and Andy Hurley formed band Fall Out Boy and since the release of their breakout album From Under the Cork Tree, they haven't looked back. With fourth album Folie a Deux showing musical strain and with the band taking a break between 2009-2012, I was extremely apprehensive about their latest album.



              Save Rock and Roll sees Fall Out Boy at their best once again. Deep and rich sounds combined with Stump's melodious vocals make for a delicious listen, and my long-term love for the band is the reason why I have placed it at number four. Poignantly commencing the album with The Phoenix, the album seldom loses it's energy and peaks with Young Volcanoes.

              Listen to the full album here:




              5. True-- Avicii

              To me Swedish DJ Avicii is far superior to the likes of David Guetta and I was extremely disappointed that his debut album True didn't get the attention it deserved. With the massive singles Wake Me Up and I Could Be The One, I wasn't sure he could produce any more addictive EDM tunes, but I couldn't have been more wrong. What helps this album to stand out is it's strong folk influences and the way each song ties perfectly into it's successor.


              With the release of Hey Brother this month, I'm hoping the album will gather more acclaim as Avicii definitely deserves more credit.



              6. Shangri La-- Jake Bugg
              It's not often that you get the chance to work with legendary producer Rick Rubin, so when 19-year old Jake Bugg headed over to Malibu to work on his second album with him, he took full advantage. Having his first self-titled album under his belt, he took a fresh, more folky approach with Shangri La. At times seeming slightly rushed, the tracks still maintain the quirkiness he graces his creations with, from the toe-tapping Slumville Sunrise, to the vintage Kingpin to the humble Simple Pleasures, this is Bugg at his best.


              Head over to his youtube channel to listen to his tracks.


              7. Artpop-- Lady Gaga
              Gaga's album is yet another one that I was apprehensive about. Born This Way in my eyes at least, was a disaster in comparison to The Fame Monster as Germanotta seemed to completely lose her identity. Artpop was indeed everything the artist promised and she was definitely my Queen of pop this year. The strongest track being Venus, she incorporates strong dance numbers with emotional ballads like Dope to make an album of pure, unadulterated pop.



              Such a pity that Artpop is currently being slashed in price as concert sales have flopped. Maybe I was listening to something different?




              8. Beyoncé-- Beyoncé
              Allow the genius of Beyoncé Knowles who proves that she doesn't need any promotion in order to make her album the biggest and fastest selling of the year. With 14 songs and a unique 18 videos to accompany them, the songstresses blew a lot of artists out of the water. From the sultry Haunted to the gorgeous song Blue featuring her daughter, the collection of videos are a visual delight- I think I have a girl crush.


              Unfortunately there are no links for those of you who might like to try before you buy. Knowles was smart enough to release the album exclusively on iTunes.


              9. Body Music--Alunageorge
              To me, I thought that duo Alunageorge were largely overlooked this year. Their more modest disposition might have been something to do with it as I fell in love with Body Music from the first play. It's extremely easy to class their music as electronic, yet it's composition really is so much more complex.





              The ethereal vocals of Aluna combined with the genius production of George makes a killer couple and with strong and vibrant tracks such as You Know You Like It and Your Drums,Your Love, it earns itself my award for feel-good album of the year.





              10. Brand New Machine-- Chase and Status
              Now on their third studio album, Chase and Status have never failed to impress me with their mixture of '90s garage, deep drum and bass and fist-pumping dance. With the release of Brand New Machine in October, I totally disagreed with the measly 6/10 NME gave the album.




              Highlights of the album include the massive Count on Me featuring Moko, and the dark bass in Pressure ft. Major Lazor.



              What was your favourite album of 2013?