Robin Thicke Begs Estranged Wife to Get Back With Him in New Music Video

Just when you thought Robin Thicke couldn't get slimier...

Let's make no odds about it, Robin Thicke is an idiot. The perve of pop, it's a crime within itself that he gropes women in music videos and gets paid for it. Reaching new lows is current single 'Get Her Back', reportedly dedicated to his estranged wife Paula Patton (she had a lucky escape if you ask me). 

I circled the FAKE tears, for your viewing pleasure. 

What's the best way to half redeem yourself after a very public shaming? make a music video in an attempt to gather pity I guess. In an unremarkable song taken from his new album 'Paula', Thicke is seen topless as several text messages appear on the screen, presumably exchanged between the pair. 

Many things struck me whilst I was watching the video: 

1. Why does he have fake cuts/bruises on his face? 
A true reflection on him wanting to look like the victim, Thicke has some real puppy dog eyes going on throughout and the red streaks on his face look as if he has been scratched (by her). Bad move Thickey.  

boo hoo

2. Public texting gets you nowhere 
Texting to try and save your marriage? so unimpressive. Sharing them on a music video? you have no chance. Run Paula, run! 

don't share public texts

3. Why are you letting another woman grope you? 
For someone who was unfaithful, getting a model to run their hands down your torso isn't the best way of getting your estranged wife back, but hey ho. 

come quick! bring the sick bucket!

4. Why am I reading into this video? 
He's an idiot, but am I an even bigger idiot for watching this video? Silly oaf. 

Review: The Devine Xperience Release Self-Titled Album

Eccentric electronic group the Devine Xperience take the genre of dubstep and fuse it with trance and acid, all bound together with a number of political messages. The Los Angeles based band is made up of Robert Devine, Vanessa Garic and Enki Siruzis, a galatic group who perform live and aim to connect with their listeners. 

Devine said 

"I try to take listeners on a journey into their innermost senses, almost as though I am acting as a musical shamen of sorts...I wanted this project to be unexpected and purposely aimed for it to be almost completely unmarketable due to not fitting into any predetermined genre."

Devine Xperience is a unique listening within itself in which a number of contraversial subjects are addressed. In a Dream and Completely in a Trance contain heavy dub singed with trance, and I personally loved the synth tones to UFO-themed tracks Alien Love Truth and Alien Dust. 

Garic's haunts the majority of the tracks with her soft and melodious voice, and finishing the album with a heavy dub, gothic song Touch the Sky, it is apparent the album is definitely suited to those wishing to reject all mainstream dub and retreat to the stripped down, metallic throbs. 

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Hydrothermal Vents Release Debut Album 'Secrets of the Deep'

Deep-sea duo The Hydrothermal Vents will release debut album 'Secrets of the Deep!' in July and may draw their inspiration from nature, but their other-worldly sounds are undeniable. 

Members John Tielli and Tessa Kautzman experiment with a chemical concoction of post-punk, dance and a sprinkling of rock, finishing off with bags of energy and some pretty impressive guitar solos and if their new album is anything to go by, this pair have a promising future. Wild and unpredictable, I thoroughly enjoyed the Montreal-based band's accidental lyrics and for those looking for a perfect vocal pairing, this album is for you. 

Playful synth greets the listener in first track Inside a Movie, as Tielli and Kautzman juxtapose vocal tones and pair them effectively with true experimental spirit. Do the Vent exudes cheeky rock and it's infectious beat had me pressing repeat. Their aim to create a retro track that was in itself a unique song came in the form of Shark! a harmonious, punchy piece of indie reminiscent of Pixies. 

Hydrothermal Vents slowed the tempo of the album, adding rock tones and combining them with maritime-themed lyrics and haunting melodies. Indie track Neptune's Grave was by far my favourite track, with the fitting metaphor 'We're gonna dive to the bottom. We will unearth the secrets of the deep' that contained addictive build-ups and punk tones that juxtaposed Kautzman's ethereal voice. 

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Attento and Fish Out of Land are the perfect driving tunes and the collection really is for someone who yearns for mid-tempo music that encompasses a number of genres. It seems the pair have really grasped what their band name means: a mysterious energy that is a source of light in the darkness (of chart music). 

The Hydrothermal Vents are set to release their album on July 5th and will begin their North American tour shortly after. 

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Album Review: Monks of Mellonwah's Turn the People

In my quest for a new alternative rock band to get excited about, I stumbled across Monks of Mellonwah. The Sydney-based group won prestigious awards back in 2012 at the AIM and LA Music Awards and are back with new album Turn the People released in March which has already been dubbed 'one of the top releases of 2014' by Popmatters.

Tiring of bands like Muse and Coldplay, Monks of Mellonwah were welcome listening, their progressive and eclectic style a brilliant alternative to the conveyor belt of pop that seems to consume our charts. 

Turn the People is an Indie delight. Beginning with the harmonious, soft-rock Ghost Stories, a song which changes tempo three quarters of the way through to reveal a frantic, guitar-heavy solo as a taster of what is to come. Vanity's infectious beat combined with lead singer Vikram Kaushik supple melodies keeps the listener pressing repeat. 

The haunting Tear Your Hate Apart had a wonderful juxtaposition between electronic undertones, piano solos and soft vocals, any fans of One Republic will love this track even more. Pulse continues the electro feel, a definite summer track if you haven't found yours yet. 

A collision of creativity is created in Alive for a Minute and for those looking for an alt rock mix, opt for metaphor-heavy Escaping Alcatraz or feel-good Sailing Stones with its powerful guitar riffs. 

Turn the People's initial melancholic beginning, progresses to a crescendo of rapidity with fabulously progressive plucking and drumming. Muse fans should head to Downfall and Afraid to Die for some heavy, yet charming tracks. 

I Belong to You is an acoustic delight hidden within the album, a real love song before the conclusion of the collection with Sky and the Dark Night Part 2, a harmonious, love-sick instrumentally-clever number that's the perfect ending to a strong album that deserves a lot more credit.

Monks of Mellonwah will be visiting the US for the 3rd time, with their tour dates being:

Passport Approved (A&R Worldwide Tour, Monks of Mellonwah headlining 
with guests Lime Cordiale, Hamish Anderson & Giorgi + Leo )

June 6th - Last Exit Live, Phoenix, 9PM
June 9th - Viper Room, West Hollywood, 8 PM
June 10th - The Standard, Fresno, 8 PM
June 11th - The Atrium @ The Catalyst, Santa Cruz, CA , 9 PM
June 12th - The Boardwalk, Orangevale, CA, 8PM
June 13th - Doug Fir, Portland, OR, 8 PM
June 14th - Bodega Nightclub, Reno, NV, 8 PM
June 17th - Crocodile, Seattle, WA, 8 PM

w/Scott Stapp
June 20th - Chameleon Club, Lancaster, PA
June 21st - The Emporium, Patchogue, NY
June 24th - Latitude Live, Pittsburgh, PA
June 25th - The Chance, Poughkeepsie, NY
June 28th - The Machine Shop, Flint, MI
June 29th - Buster's Billiards & Backroom, Lexington, KY
July 1st - Gillioz Theatre, Springfield, MO
July 2nd - Neumeier's Rib Room & Beer Garden, Fort Smith, AR

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Album Review: Lael Summer's Burden to Bear

For those of you yearning for a Nora Jones-sized hole to fill, Lael Summer has all you could want and more.  Born and raised in New York City, the singer confessed that at such a young age the feeling of being surrounded by millions of people yet feeling lost and alone was evident, an element of inspiration that oozes from her music.

Debut album Burden to Bear is a soulful, often melancholic collection of songs that was released in January and after being signed by True Groove Records, Summer talked about how she went about writing the album.

"Burden to Bear is especially precious to me because it is my first album; it's my baby. During the writing process I had the freedom to explore all these facets of my identity I never really acknowledged or could make sense of. I picked through my thoughts, my dreams, my nightmares, conversations, observations and memories and used the fragments of my life to piece together something I could share with others."

Beginning the album with feisty soul number I Need a Man the collection leads into groove-influenced Too Much. You're So Small is full of strengthening lyrics, but it's soft jazzy undertones are odd and the message of the song does not gel. Make You Whole switches the tempo comfortably easing the listener into a smooth ballad before resuming it's now rather droll In Time and Kiss and Tell. 

An album that seemed to have a promising start then adopts a far from eclectic mix of genres but is rescued by Do What You Want, Be What You Are, a melodic and soulful number that captures the freedom of a young woman. 

Although stilted in places for me, the album possessed an immense amount of feeling which I am sure many of her listeners are inspired by and her precocious, otherworldly tone will take her far in the industry. 

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Girls Rule: Top 5 Must Listens this Month

//The movie soundtrack//

5. Charli XCX- Boom Clap 

Once you've headed to the cinema, cried profusely and wiped the snot from your nose after a viewing of The Fault in Our Stars, listen to Charli XCX's official single for the movie, Boom Clap. A mid-tempo, feel good love song from a young singer that is going from strength to strength. 

//For anyone getting tired of up-beat dance.. //

4. Cheryl Cole- Crazy Stupid Love 

Forget the silly roses that reside on her derrière combined with the fact that she hasn't produced material in AGES, as it's fair to say that Cheryl Cole always seems to deliver. Okay, so her vocal abilities are fairly limited, but boy is this new saxy single catchy, and understated. Everyone's favourite Geordie is releasing the song on July 20th, a track which features Tinie Tempah. I have to say I'm excited for the video if that gold bodysuit on her Instagram is anything to go by. Not a fan? just give it a listen, I promise you will like it. 

//rap meets pop//

3. Ariana Grande ft Iggy Azalea- Problem 

What do you get when you combine the cutest thing to ever happen to pop, and the baddest chick around? a cheeky, sassy single that will keep you pressing repeat.  Problem is a lot of fun and exudes girl power, the '60s themed video makes it a thousand times better too. Give it a listen. 

//Melancholic beauty//

2. BANKS- Drowning

I find myself constantly asking myself why, if everyone loves Lana Del Rey, do they not love BANKS more. She haunts me with her perfect, smooth and melancholic voice and I loved this mid-tempo electronic track. She really can do no wrong and I can't wait for her to make it big, she totally deserves it. 

//The Queen is back//

1. Nicki Minaj - Pills N Potions 

Twitter pretty much blew up last week when Nicki Minaj announced she was releasing her new single Pills N Potions from new album Pink Print, to which she vowed the content would be heavily rap influenced- *excited squeal*. Minaj has bags of charm, with current song containing the perfect juxtaposition of lyric-spitting rhyme and a melodic chorus with real feeling.